The Confederal Union of New Kamerstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Consul Belyaev with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 32.295 billion Kameris are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalinkagrad. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Kamerstanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,773 trillion Rukzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,761 Rukzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, and smart fridges sing the praises of National Orthodoxy for fear of being iced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kamerstan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Orthodoxy.

New Kamerstan is ranked 309,315^th in the world and 164^th in KAISERREICH for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.