The Triarchic Territory And City of New Tolvad is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Triarchy with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.675 billion Goddess-trodden ones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tolvad. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Tolvadian economy, worth 601 trillion Толs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 105,976 Толs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commemoration of the Great Sancturia War costs almost as much as the war itself, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tolvad's national animal is the ⠀⠀⠀, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Triadaism.

New Tolvad is ranked 9,910^th in the world and 2^nd in Sancturia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,565.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.