The Republic of Newcrazykidstan is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26 million Newcrazykidstanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The thriving Newcrazykidstanian economy, worth 1.43 trillion Hajapino kujuklars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 55,025 Hajapino kujuklars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,100 per year while the poor average 9,239, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all. Crime is a problem. Newcrazykidstan's national animal is the Bitcoin monke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Newcrazykidstan is ranked 245,063^rd in the world and 9^th in Nation states logic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 116.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.