The Republic of NEYSHON2 is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.162 billion NEYSHON2ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The very strong NEYSHON2ian economy, worth 417 trillion twoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,514 twoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,261 per year while the poor average 10,416, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. NEYSHON2's national animal is the two, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NEYSHON2 is ranked 187,031^st in the world and 2,788^th in eta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 221.12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.