The Visayan Federal Republic of Nfenze is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Qoronel Svante with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 15.62 billion Nfenzéans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rezñegen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nfenzéan economy, worth a remarkable 3,395 trillion Nfenzéan Ceryals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,393 Nfenzéan Ceryals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nfenze's national animal is the Enefzé Crimsonheart Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kristiyanismo.

Nfenze is ranked 426^th in the world and 1^st in The New Republic of the Philippines for Lowest Crime Rates, with 206.14 law-abiding acts per hour.