The District of Ngali is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.577 billion Ngalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The thriving Ngalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,265 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 76,326 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,170 per year while the poor average 15,569, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Ngali has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Ngali in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and large areas of Ngali are not accessible by the public. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ngali's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ngali is ranked 265,594^th in the world and 6^th in Democratic Republic of the Congo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.2 law-abiding acts per hour.