The Precious Gemnation of Nhusjhrazrhilhe is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Olivia Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.328 billion Nhusjhrazrhilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musgravia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nhusjhrazrhilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,612 trillion Musgravites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,797 Musgravites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, large sections of Nhusjhrazrhilhe have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime is totally unknown. Nhusjhrazrhilhe's national animal is the Chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nhusjhrazrhilhe is ranked 290,391^st in the world and 17^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Primitive, scoring -713.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.