The Colony of Nimium ineptias is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bovina population. The hard-working, democratic population of 416 million Nimium ineptiasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Nimium ineptiasian economy, worth 18.3 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,106 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is moderate. Nimium ineptias's national animal is the bovina.

Nimium ineptias is ranked 225,280^th in the world and 4^th in The Atlantic Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 750.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.