The Jingoistic States of Nine Eleven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Boris with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.118 billion Nine Elevenians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The powerhouse Nine Elevenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 51,376 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,999 per year while the poor average 11,502, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Nine Eleven has designated New York as its capital city, Boris has just been declared ruler of Nine Eleven in an international press conference, and Atheism has been named as Nine Eleven's national religion. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Nine Eleven's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nine Eleven is ranked 72,214^th in the world and 1^st in Jack Daniels for Highest Food Quality, scoring 28.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.