The Republic of Nocookies12 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 12.178 billion Nocookies12ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nocookies12ian economy, worth 310 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,490 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nocookies12's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nocookies12 is ranked 207,557^th in the world and 1^st in Freihof for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.