The Chartreuse Node of Node Chartreuse is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.506 billion Node Chartreuseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Node Chartreusean economy, worth 536 trillion Nodecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,953 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
There are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Chartreuse's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Node Chartreuse is ranked 46,442nd in the world and 66th in The Node for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,057.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Node Chartreuse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Node Chartreuse, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
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Node Chartreuse, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism.
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Node Chartreuse, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
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Node Chartreuse, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices.
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Node Chartreuse, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
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Node Chartreuse, black gold is looking more brown these days.
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Node Chartreuse, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu.
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Node Chartreuse, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder.
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Node Chartreuse, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.



























