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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,384thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,009thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,896th
The Green Node of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Node Green

Population4.577 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Green Node of Node Green is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.577 billion Node Greenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Greenian economy, worth 572 trillion Nodecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,978 Nodecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,716 per year while the poor average 21,278, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Green is ranked 146,049th in the world and 18th in The Node for Largest Populations, with 4.58 billion capita.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,384thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,009thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,706thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,076thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,371stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,652ndMost Developed: 23,138thMost Patriotic: 30,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,907thLargest Black Market: 31,141st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Node Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Node Green was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Node Green was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Node Green was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Green, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Green, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Green, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Green, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Green, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.

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