The Neverending Queue of Nofunnetall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Burgermeister Meisterburger with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.91 billion Nofunnetallers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nofunnetall City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.3%.

The powerhouse Nofunnetallian economy, worth a remarkable 2,612 trillion dove poops a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 87,341 dove poops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,429 per year while the poor average 19,988, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nofunnetall's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is standing in line.

Nofunnetall is ranked 275,809^th in the world and 12^th in Freshness for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.