The Republic of Nombadia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President John Abai'do III with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.771 billion Nombadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yurbol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The powerhouse Nombadian economy, worth 567 trillion Nombadian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,857 Nombadian Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Nombadia's national animal is the Jungle Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Indigoism.

Nombadia is ranked 15,127^th in the world and 11^th in Aceon for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,678.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.