The Noob of Noob- is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Minecraft Noob with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.016 billion Noobs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dont Bully Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The strong Noos economy, worth 610 trillion Noobs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,993 Noobs, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob-'s national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God Challenge.

Noob- is ranked 250,939^th in the world and 30^th in Noob for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 24.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.