The Republic of Noob25 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.949 billion Noob25ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob25ian economy, worth 200 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,897 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Noob25ians, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Noob25ians, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Noob25. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob25's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob25 is ranked 39,504^th in the world and 2^nd in Noob for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,269.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.