The Republic of Noob5 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.914 billion Noob5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob5ian economy, worth 215 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,105 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Misbehaving Noobs deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob5's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob5 is ranked 63,086^th in the world and 6^th in Noob for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,278.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.