The Alpha Nerd of Norbert is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.767 billion Norbertians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The strong Norbertian economy, worth 337 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 43,459 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Norbert's national animal is the dove.

Norbert is ranked 268,677^th in the world and 2^nd in SuperNerds for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -10 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.