The Republic of Northeastern Cascadia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Jefferson Chase with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.834 billion Cascadians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northeastern Cascadian economy, worth 554 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,546 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and recognizing the Northeastern Cascadian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown. Northeastern Cascadia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northeastern Cascadia is ranked 6,540^th in the world and 2^nd in United States of America for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,507.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.