The Commonwealth of Not-a-spy 11 is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 478 million Not-a-spy 11ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Not-a-spy 11ian economy, worth 12.7 trillion Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 26,561 Oranges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, sex changes are routinely performed at Not-a-spy 11's hospitals, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not-a-spy 11's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Not-a-spy 11 is ranked 178,666^th in the world and 9^th in The Cardtel Exchange for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 65.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.