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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 328th
The Sleeping puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
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Not a Sleeper

Population16.979 billion

CapitalSleeping City
LeaderYawn
FaithNighttime

CurrencyBed
AnimalSloth

The Sleeping puppet of Not a Sleeper is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Yawn with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.979 billion Sleepers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleeping City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asleep economy, worth a remarkable 5,961 trillion Beds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,085 Beds, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

A video of Yawn wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, kindhearted Sleepers generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not a Sleeper's national animal is the Sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nighttime.

Not a Sleeper is ranked 51,028th in the world and 107th in Nerdlandia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 67.88 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 328thMost Devout: 346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 348thMost Patriotic: 594thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 669thMost Corrupt Governments: 702ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,146thLargest Black Market: 1,184thMost Armed: 1,220thHighest Average Incomes: 1,831stLargest Mining Sector: 2,824thHighest Economic Output: 3,254thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,977thLowest Crime Rates: 4,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,926thHealthiest Citizens: 5,332ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,545thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,601stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,137thNudest: 8,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,074thLargest Governments: 10,455thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,528thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,389thSmartest Citizens: 15,474thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 18,338thLargest Populations: 24,134th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, kindhearted Sleepers generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, a video of Yawn wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Not a Sleeper, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.

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