The Norse-Gael Royaume of Nouvel Acadie is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Jean-Michel Charbonneau with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 24.669 billion Acadiens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vieux-Gaspé. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvel Acadiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,423 trillion Mils a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,834 Mils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Nouvel Acadiean as 'your finger, you fool', religious education is a new government priority, polite commuters on the Vieux-Gaspé Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nouvel Acadie's national animal is the Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Nouvel Acadie is ranked 90,024^th in the world and 15^th in The Charter for Most Developed, scoring 64.07 on the Human Development Index.