The Empire of Novicius Americae is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 56 million Novicius Americaeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.

The strong Novicius Americaean economy, worth 2.82 trillion Covfefes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 50,287 Covfefes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 155,751 per year while the poor average 12,509, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose, and political debates are all but a distant memory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novicius Americae's national animal is the Orangutan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Novicius Americae is ranked 20,951^st in the world and 22^nd in The Black Hawks for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,384.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.