The Colony of Nu Zells is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its national health service and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 453 million Nu Zellers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nu Zellee economy, worth 18.2 trillion iced coffees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 40,141 iced coffees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nu Zells's national animal is the furry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nu Zells is ranked 286,277^th in the world and 15,259^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.