The People's Republic of Nubistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mark Uwe Kling with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.141 billion Nubistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bombus Clattus. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nubistanian economy, worth 266 trillion Nubins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 124,493 Nubins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations, and bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Mark Uwe Kling's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nubistan's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nubistan is ranked 186,514^th in the world and 22^nd in Nevadian Mandate for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,990.36 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.