The Free Land of Nuclear Assalt Team 3 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.34 billion Nuclear Assalt Team 3ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nuclear Assalt Team 3ian economy, worth 48.1 trillion nukes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,890 nukes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, surveillance cameras are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Nuclear Assalt Team 3's national animal is the shield, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nuclear Assalt Team 3 is ranked 254,618^th in the world and 15^th in The Trident Alliance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.