The People's Republic of Oahu is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dick Blandishment with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 32.287 billion Oahuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oahuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,782 trillion kalas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,073 kalas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest Oahuan fashion accessory, a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Oahu they're lyin', and the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oahu's national animal is the tower crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Oahu is ranked 2,350^th in the world and 1^st in Oahu for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,794.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.