The Apostolic Preserve of Oak Tree Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.631 billion Oak Tree Republicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Oak. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oak Tree Republician economy, worth 270 trillion Oakbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,742 Oakbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oak Tree Republic's national animal is the Nesting Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oak Tree Republic is ranked 288,149^th in the world and 2^nd in Oak Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.