The Most Extreme Tyranny of Obsheroni is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.585 billion Obsheronians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bashia. The average income tax rate is 65.9%.

The very strong Obsheronian economy, worth 304 trillion Obsheroni Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,976 Obsheroni Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obsheroni's national animal is the Pegasus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Chauvinism.

Obsheroni is ranked 210,092^nd in the world and 77^th in The Mood for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.