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Most Authoritarian: 5,145thMost Conservative: 6,128thLargest Mining Sector: 20,273rd
The Russification Zone of
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Occupied Ukraina

Population3.363 billion

CapitalKiev
LeaderVladolf Waldemarowitsch Putler
FaithRuscism

Currencyruble
Animalbear

The Russification Zone of Occupied Ukraina is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vladolf Waldemarowitsch Putler with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.363 billion Malorossiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Malorossiyan economy, worth 217 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,673 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, political activists are routinely executed, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Occupied Ukraina's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ruscism.

Occupied Ukraina is ranked 109,255th in the world and 31st in Nova Libertatia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,811.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,145thMost Conservative: 6,128thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 20,273rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,303rdMost Extreme: 28,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,994th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Conservative: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionMost Income Equality: 62nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionMost Extreme: 67th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Occupied Ukraina's influence in Nova Libertatia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Occupied Ukraina changed its national leader to "Vladolf Waldemarowitsch Putler".
  • : Occupied Ukraina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.

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