Population | 3.363 billion |
Capital | Kiev |
Leader | Vladolf Waldemarowitsch Putler |
Faith | Ruscism |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | bear |
The Russification Zone of Occupied Ukraina is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vladolf Waldemarowitsch Putler with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.363 billion Malorossiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Malorossiyan economy, worth 217 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,673 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, political activists are routinely executed, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Occupied Ukraina's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ruscism.
Occupied Ukraina is ranked 109,255th in the world and 31st in Nova Libertatia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,811.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Occupied Ukraina's influence in Nova Libertatia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Occupied Ukraina changed its national leader to "Vladolf Waldemarowitsch Putler".
- : Occupied Ukraina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
- : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
- : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Occupied Ukraina, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.