The 700 Block of Ohio Ave is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.253 billion Ohio Aveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The strong Ohio Avean economy, worth 352 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,067 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Ohio Ave's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ohio Ave is ranked 82,654^th in the world and 6^th in Tonopah for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,200.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.