Population | 5.97 billion |
Capital | Flavourtown |
Leader | Guy Fieri |
Currency | florin |
Animal | starving artist |
The Kingdom of Ohmygodletmepickaname is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Guy Fieri with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.97 billion Ohmygodletmepickanameans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flavourtown. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Ohmygodletmepickanamean economy, worth 549 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,053 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer florins on liquor and tobacco, and some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohmygodletmepickaname's national animal is the starving artist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ohmygodletmepickaname is ranked 44,138th in the world and 988th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 104.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, Most Rebellious Youth, Most Inclusive, Nicest Citizens, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname relocated from Lazarus to The East Pacific.
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname ceased to exist in The East Pacific.
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Ohmygodletmepickaname was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.