The Democratic Republic of Ohwahoo is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 49.751 billion Ohwahooans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ohwahooan economy, worth a remarkable 2,349 trillion shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,218 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, guns are banned, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohwahoo's national animal is the moa-nalo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ohwahoo is ranked 147,937^th in the world and 2^nd in Oahu for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,578.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.