The Allied States of Old Democrats is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lincoln with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning turtle population. The quiet, industrious population of 19.18 billion Old Democrats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old York. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Old Democratsian economy, worth 497 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,928 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old Democrats has designated Old York as its capital city, Conservatism has been named as Old Democrats's national religion, and Lincoln has just been declared ruler of Old Democrats in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Democrats's national animal is the turtle and its national religion is Conservatism.

Old Democrats is ranked 141,646^th in the world and 3^rd in Mackiland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 598.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.