The Bannorn of Olyria is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Bann Jinthara vas Vyr with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.219 billion Olyrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorr. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Olyrian economy, worth 584 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,143 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olyria's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Olyria is ranked 118,489^th in the world and 2^nd in Ulthos for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 677.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.