The Colony of Ondol is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by OG Ondol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The democratic population of 3.621 billion Ondolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondolicity. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ondolian economy, worth 132 trillion NANOBATORITESES a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,605 NANOBATORITESES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, Ondol has designated Ondolicity as its capital city, and OG Ondol has just been declared ruler of Ondol in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ondol's national animal is the Avaibial.

Ondol is ranked 147,466^th in the world and 5^th in The Ondoles Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 419.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.