The Queendom of Ongezelligland is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 231 million Belgium Haters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ongezelliglandian economy, worth 9.46 trillion Mymy's Great Nedermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,941 Mymy's Great Nedermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ongezelligland's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ongezelligland is ranked 246,595^th in the world and 816^th in Talonia for Most Developed, scoring 51.28 on the Human Development Index.