The United Oligarchy of Onorus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor One-Eye with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.084 billion Onorussians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouroboros. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Onorussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,535 trillion Onorussian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 95,440 Onorussian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Onorus's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Worship of the Onorussian Pantheon.

Onorus is ranked 279,055^th in the world and 4^th in The Arm of Orion for Most Primitive, scoring -326.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.