The State of Opeepeesway is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.451 billion Opeepeeswayians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The powerhouse Opeepeeswayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,108 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, military funding has been stripped back, and Opeepeesway has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Opeepeesway's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Opeepeesway is ranked 234,295^th in the world and 2^nd in Yaren for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.5 law-abiding acts per hour.