The Federal Republic of Opimia is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 16 million Opimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Opimian economy, worth 387 billion Aureuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 24,198 Aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, Opimia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opimia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Opimia is ranked 238,203^rd in the world and 159^th in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.