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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 400thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 444th
The Murderous Rage of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The sun never sets on the Oppressthemvillean empire.
His Highness Lord Killemall Drakonis
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Oppressthemville

Population3.009 billion

CapitalArstotzka
LeaderHis Highness Lord Killemall Drakonis
FaithThe Worship of Lord Killemall

CurrencyBloodbath
AnimalRe'em

The Murderous Rage of Oppressthemville is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Highness Lord Killemall Drakonis with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.009 billion Oppressthemvilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstotzka. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressthemvillean economy, worth 925 trillion Bloodbaths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,561 Bloodbaths, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, euthanasia is illegal, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and serial killers are the country's biggest import. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppressthemville's national animal is the Re'em, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Worship of Lord Killemall.

Oppressthemville is ranked 2,716th in the world and 29th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 64.59 Whatever.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 400thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 444thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 534thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,115thMost Armed: 1,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,954thLargest Black Market: 1,962ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,557thLargest Mining Sector: 2,669thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,716thMost Devout: 2,850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,742ndLargest Governments: 4,535thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,550thLowest Crime Rates: 4,681stMost Influential: 4,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,453rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,486thMost Conservative: 5,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,293rdNudest: 7,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,930thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,576thMost Authoritarian: 10,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,844thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,383rdMost Avoided: 12,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,209thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,920thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,107thMost Efficient Economies: 19,763rdSmartest Citizens: 20,016thHighest Economic Output: 20,037thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,997thMost Developed: 24,153rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionMost Conservative: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionNudest: 47th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Extreme: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oppressthemville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppressthemville, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppressthemville, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppressthemville, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppressthemville, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppressthemville, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Oppressthemville voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Oppressthemville, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppressthemville, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Oppressthemville, His Highness Lord Killemall Drakonis's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.

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