The Federal Republic of ORCL is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.472 billion ORCLians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The very strong ORCLian economy, worth 449 trillion ORCL Shareses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 60,196 ORCL Shareses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,467 per year while the poor average 12,977, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.
Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. ORCL's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
ORCL is ranked 121,013th in the world and 10th in NYSE for Largest Black Market, with 1.77 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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ORCL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
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ORCL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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ORCL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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ORCL altered its national flag.
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ORCL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
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ORCL, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
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ORCL was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
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ORCL, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
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ORCL, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
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ORCL, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.






















