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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,697thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,893rdMost Patriotic: 1,998th
The ¾ Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Zombie
Funnyman
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Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Orcuo

Population1.646 billion

Capital𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath
LeaderFunnyman
FaithFunnymanIsTheBestInTheOmniverse®

CurrencyFunnyman Approval Point
AnimalFunnyman Owned Test Subjects

The ¾ Dictatorship of Orcuo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.646 billion Funnyman Controlled Loyally Mindless Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman economy, worth 261 trillion Funnyman Approval Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,122 Funnyman Approval Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Judges are all-powerful, Funnyman's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, getting a haircut is a punishable offence, and brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Funnyman Owned Test Subjects, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FunnymanIsTheBestInTheOmniverse®.

Orcuo is ranked 151,393rd in the world and 6,785th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 636.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,697thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,893rdMost Patriotic: 1,998thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,704thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,885thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,957thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,175thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,819thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,940thMost Influential: 6,817thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,012thLowest Crime Rates: 10,356thMost Authoritarian: 10,674thLargest Mining Sector: 11,014thMost Conservative: 12,216thLargest Black Market: 12,714thHighest Average Incomes: 13,600thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,008thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,543rdLargest Governments: 17,779thHealthiest Citizens: 20,049thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,239thMost Developed: 22,651stMost Secular: 23,146th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48th in the regionMost Patriotic: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 188th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 190th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 230th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 289th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 345th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 409th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 426th in the regionLargest Governments: 496th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 522nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 604th in the regionMost Conservative: 613th in the regionMost Influential: 653rd in the regionMost Developed: 657th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 662nd in the regionMost Secular: 715th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 851st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 853rd in the regionMost Extreme: 909th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 960th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,010th in the region

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