The Weep and Mourn for I am here of Orcuo is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.248 billion Orcuoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orcuoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,045 trillion chocolate chip cookieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 437,472 chocolate chip cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Orcuoan military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orcuo is ranked 143,406^th in the world and 2^nd in Despotic Magnates of the Cognoscenti for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 611.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.