The Chicos muy guapos of Orgullo Gay is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.207 billion Orgullo Gayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carlos Eduardo. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Orgullo Gayian economy, worth 884 trillion Céntimoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 35,084 Céntimoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orgullo Gay's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orgullo Gay's national animal is the Gato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orgullo Gay is ranked 171,904^th in the world and 7^th in Mum for Most Developed, scoring 54.11 on the Human Development Index.