The Orlo of Orlo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Orlo with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.413 billion Orlo have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orlo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The very strong Orlo economy, worth 183 trillion Orloes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,937 Orloes, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and only lightning has a chance of striking Orlo twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orlo's national animal is the Orlo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orlo.

Orlo is ranked 227,703^rd in the world and 1^st in Orlo for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 723.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.