The Federal Republic of Orventia is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14 million Orventians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The very strong Orventian economy, worth 937 billion Quants a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,961 Quants, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,805 per year while the poor average 16,157, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Orventian language. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Orventia's national animal is the Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orventia is ranked 258,065^th in the world and 9^th in Nova Iris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.