Population | 7.669 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Oslasa53 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.669 billion Oslasa53ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Oslasa53ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,499 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa53's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Oslasa53 is ranked 2,531st in the world and 115th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 312.44 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oslasa53 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Patriotic.
- : Oslasa53 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa53, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa53, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa53, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa53, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa53, Oslasa53 City is a police state during international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa53, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa53, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa53, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.