
| Population | 4.175 billion |
| Capital | Corvalon |
| Leader | Richardson Moore |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Democratic Republican Rallod |
| Animal | Komodo Dragon |
The Peoples Democratic Republic of Osparkar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Richardson Moore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.175 billion Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvalon. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Osparkarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion Democratic Republican Rallods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,560 Democratic Republican Rallods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the government is a law unto itself, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osparkar's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Osparkar is ranked 152,842nd in the world and 54th in The Black Hawks for Largest Populations, with 4.17 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Osparkar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Armed and the Top 5% for Healthiest Citizens.
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Osparkar, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
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Osparkar, the government is a law unto itself.
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Osparkar, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
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Osparkar, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
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Osparkar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Osparkar, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
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Osparkar, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
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Osparkar, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
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Osparkar, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.


































































