The Dominion of Outer Crenzyworessfitz is a fledgling, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6 million Outer Crenzyworessfitzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Outer Crenzyworessfitzian economy, worth 35.6 billion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 5,931 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Crenzyworessfitz's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Outer Crenzyworessfitz is ranked 296,639^th in the world and 410^th in Edoca for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.