The Prefecture of Ozawa is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Governor Soemu Toyoda with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 8.909 billion Ozawans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seiji. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The strong Ozawan economy, worth 636 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 71,469 yen, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Governor Soemu Toyoda has just been declared ruler of Ozawa in an international press conference, Shintō has been named as Ozawa's national religion, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ozawa's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Shintō.

Ozawa is ranked 113,666^th in the world and 48^th in Japan for Most Developed, scoring 58.9 on the Human Development Index.